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We didn’t volunteer to help you because we wanted to wrap ourselves in personal glory. We did it because we care about you. You had a dream and we wanted to support your dream. That’s what you do when you care about someone. You support ‘em win, lose, or draw.

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demova: Can we talk about how much this made my heart swell for a minute? We were being bombarded with Leslie and Ann and Ben and April and Andy, but Ron Fucking Swanson cares this much about Tom Haverford. He went out of his way and took it up with Chris, tried to fight for him because he knows that the Snakehole is Tom’s dream and when it didn’t work out, he took the time to make Tom this box and put the “Onward” plaque in it to encourage him. They all care about each other so much. Perfect show. So perfect.

demova:

Can we talk about how much this made my heart swell for a minute? We were being bombarded with Leslie and Ann and Ben and April and Andy, but Ron Fucking Swanson cares this much about Tom Haverford. He went out of his way and took it up with Chris, tried to fight for him because he knows that the Snakehole is Tom’s dream and when it didn’t work out, he took the time to make Tom this box and put the “Onward” plaque in it to encourage him. They all care about each other so much. Perfect show. So perfect.

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Aziz: I was sitting there with a friend and he was like, “Aziz, what have you been up to in L.A.?”  And I said, “Shut up, ‘cus 50 Cent is sitting over there and I need to hear everything he says.” Dave: Oh, well that happens often in the city.  And what did he say?Aziz: 50 Cent did not disappoint.  OK, he ordered grapefruit soda, right?  Waiter brings him the grapefruit soda and then 50 Cent said the greatest thing that anyone could ever say when they see a grapefruit soda.  He looks at the waiter and he goes, “Why isn’t this purple?!”  And it took me a few seconds and then I realized, ‘OH MY GOD!  50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!’  I couldn’t believe it.  I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to shut up right now, because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!”  I just couldn’t believe it.  How does he not know what a grapefruit is?  He’s been rich for so long!  He must run into a grapefruit every now and then.  I do OK, I see a grapefruit at least every other day.

Aziz: I was sitting there with a friend and he was like, “Aziz, what have you been up to in L.A.?”  And I said, “Shut up, ‘cus 50 Cent is sitting over there and I need to hear everything he says.” 
Dave: Oh, well that happens often in the city.  And what did he say?
Aziz: 50 Cent did not disappoint.  OK, he ordered grapefruit soda, right?  Waiter brings him the grapefruit soda and then 50 Cent said the greatest thing that anyone could ever say when they see a grapefruit soda.  He looks at the waiter and he goes, “Why isn’t this purple?!”  And it took me a few seconds and then I realized, ‘OH MY GOD!  50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!’  I couldn’t believe it.  I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to shut up right now, because a waiter is about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is!”  I just couldn’t believe it.  How does he not know what a grapefruit is?  He’s been rich for so long!  He must run into a grapefruit every now and then.  I do OK, I see a grapefruit at least every other day.

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